Oh, no! I have made a PIG angry!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
A lone Xbot PIG has tried to challenge to might of King Kaz and the PerfectionStation 3! Run along, PIG, run back to Nazisoft to feast on their SLOP!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
To see Nazisoft's FILTH infecting my homeland. But don't worry, Sony Soldiers, King Kaz will not rest until Nazisoft is driven out of business!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
These FOOLS think they can tell me how to do my job?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
As the PIGbox 360 declines with each passing moment, the PerfectionStation 3 kingdom continues to rule!
"King Kaz"- It has a nice ring to it, don't you agree?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
You know deep down that this will not satisfy you. It's time for you to "Jump Ship" and PLAY B3YOND!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Your suggestion has been noted! I shall ask Emperor Kutaragi what he thinks about this.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
One day, EA will learn the error of their ways! After I crush them into dust!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Once again, my PerfectionStation is annihilating the PIGbox 360!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Ah, good times.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
And this is only the beginning!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I truly enjoyed murdering HD-DVD. My next target- Microsoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
We must all pay our respects to the infinite wisdom of Emperor Kutaragi, the god of the videogame industry.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The ungrateful Xbot PIGS had better start showing respect to the PerfectionStation brand! They had better do it quick before my superior, Emperor Kutaragi, smites them from above!
Well, its time for me to continue winning the format war AND the console war at the same time!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The PIGbox 360 must be stopped, for the good of all children worldwide. Luckily, my marvellous PerfectionStation 3 will ANNIHILATE it!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Only the Sony Soldiers truly appreciate the genius of Rockstar and GTA!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
You see, Xbot PIGS? Even your leader, Bill Gates, has abandoned you! It's time to "Jump Ship" and PLAY B3YOND!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Another reason to buy my wonderful PerfectionStation 3! HOGS, it's time to "Jump Ship" and PLAY B3YOND!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It is I, Kaz Hirai!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I truly enjoy murdering the competition- PIGbox, Gamecube, HD-DVD and PIGbox 360!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!